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March 23 2016

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Tire Swing
If we find one of those tire dumps, the next time he tries to get his truck back we can just retreat and let him have it.

March 21 2016

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Estimating Time
Corollary to Hofstadter's Law: Every minute you spend thinking about Hofstadter's Law is a minute you're NOT WORKING AND WILL NEVER FINISH! PAAAAAANIIIIIIC!

March 18 2016

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Insanity
I looked up "insanity" in like 10 different dictionaries and none of them said anything like that. Neither did the DSM-4. But I'll keep looking. Maybe it's in the DSM-5!

March 16 2016

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It Begins
You can also try 'Yikes.'

March 14 2016

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Doomsday Clock
After a power outage at the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, the new Digital Doomsday Clock is flashing 00:00 and mushroom clouds keep appearing and then retracting once a second.

March 11 2016

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Universal Install Script
The failures usually don't hurt anything, and if it installs several versions, it increases the chance that one of them is right. (Note: The 'yes' command and '2>/dev/null' are recommended additions.)

March 09 2016

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United States Map
It would be pretty unfair to give to someone a blank version of this map as a 'how many states can you name?' quiz. (If you include Alaska and Hawaii, you should swap the Aleutian Islands with the Hawaiian ones.)

March 07 2016

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Conditionals
'If you're done being pedantic, we should get dinner.' 'You did it again!' 'No, I didn't.'

March 04 2016

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Robotic Garage
But listen, if getting your car out from under the pile is REALLY important to you, we do have an axe you can borrow.

March 02 2016

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Baby
Does it get taller first and then widen, or does it reach full width before getting taller, or alternate, or what?

February 29 2016

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Pipelines
In the future, every single pipeline will lead to the bowl of a giant blender, and we'll all just show up with a bucket each day to take our share of the resulting smoothie.

February 26 2016

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Famous Duos
The Romeo and Butt-Head film actually got two thumbs up from Siskel and Oates.

February 24 2016

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Diacritics
Using diacritics correctly is not my forté.

February 22 2016

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Twitter Bot
PYTHON FLAG ENABLE THREE LAWS

February 19 2016

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Toasts
Platonic solids for my real friends and real solids for my platonic friends!

February 17 2016

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Stargazing
Some of you may be thinking, 'But wait, isn't the brightest star in our sky the Sun?' I think that's a great question and you should totally ask it. On the infinite tree of possible conversations spread out before us, I think that's definitely the most promising branch.

February 15 2016

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Degrees
"Radians Fahrenheit or radians Celsius?" "Uh, sorry, gotta go!"

February 11 2016

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Gravitational Waves
"That last LinkedIn request set a new record for the most energetic physical event ever observed. Maybe we should respond." "Nah."

December 04 2015

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Colds
The contagious period ends right around when you start to sound sick over the phone, which is probably evidence of cold viruses evolving to spread optimally in the workplace.

December 02 2015

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Baking Soda and Vinegar
Sure, it may not meet science fair standards, but I want credit for getting my baking soda and vinegar mountain added to the Decade Volcanoes list.
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