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May 18 2015

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Placebo Blocker
They work even better if you take them with our experimental placebo booster, which I keep in the same bottle.

May 17 2015

12:00

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May 15 2015

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Emojic 8 Ball

May 13 2015

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Dimensions
I would say time is definitely one of my top three favorite dimensions.

May 11 2015

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Microdrones
Oh, weird, Amazon is out of butterfly nets.

May 10 2015

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May 08 2015

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Astronomy
Astrobiology is held back by the fact that we're all too nervous to try to balance on the ladder while holding an expensive microscope.

May 06 2015

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Sword in the Stone
That seems like an awful lot of hassle when all I wanted was a cool sword.

May 04 2015

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Degree-Off
I'M SORRY, FROM YOUR YEARS OF CONDESCENDING TOWARD THE 'SQUISHY SCIENCES', I ASSUMED YOU'D BE A LITTLE HARDER.

May 03 2015

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May 01 2015

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Venus
The sudden introduction of Venusian flowers led to an explosive growth of unusual Earth pollinators, which became known as the "butterfly effect."

April 29 2015

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Typical Morning Routine
Hang on, I've heard this problem. We need to pour water into the duct until the phone floats up and ... wait, phones sink in water. Mercury. We need a vat of mercury to pour down the vent. That will definitely make this situation better and not worse.

April 27 2015

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Spectroscopy
Although right now I'm more excited about ESPRESSO's radial velocity measurements, so I'm listening to This Kiss, her song about measuring "centrifugal motion" on "a rooftop under the sky".

April 24 2015

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Win by Induction
This would be bad enough, but every 30th or 40th pokéball has TWO of them inside.

April 22 2015

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Basketball Earth
How many points do you get for dunking every basketball in existence at once?

April 17 2015

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October 17 2014

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Presidential Alert
When putting his kids to bed, after saying 'Goodnight', Obama has to stop himself from saying 'God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.'

October 15 2014

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Where Do Birds Go
Water/ice has a lot of weird phases. Maybe asking 'where do birds go when it rains' is like asking 'where does Clark Kent go whenever Superman shows up?'

October 13 2014

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Lightsaber
A long time in the future, in a galaxy far, far, away, astronomers in the year 2008 sight an unusual gamma-ray burst originating from somewhere far across the universe.
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