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October 16 2019

04:00
3618 76bb
Percent Milkfat
"So what's dark energy?" "Cosmologists and the FDA are both trying very hard to find out."

October 14 2019

04:00
2490 5391
Faculty:Student Ratio
They managed to briefly hit the top of the rankings when they rejected everyone except one applicant, published 5 billion research papers that just said "Hi," and hired one of their graduates for $50 trillion/year (then fired them after 10 microseconds.)

October 11 2019

04:00
4009 ba54 390
Chemistry Nobel
Most chemists thought the lanthanides and actinides could be inserted in the sixth and seventh rows, but no, they're just floating down at the bottom with lots more undiscovered elements all around them.

October 09 2019

04:00
8871 bfef
How Old
We've met! I remember you when you were thiiiis tall! [*holds a hand an inch above their head*]

October 07 2019

04:00
3259 2514 390
Cell Phone Functions
... tazer ... fire extinguisher ... bird feeder ... toilet paper ...

October 04 2019

04:00
3260 00a6
Hours Before Departure
They could afford to cut it close because they all had Global Entry.

October 02 2019

04:00
3261 dab0 390
College Athletes
Their signature play is the three-point combinator, a recursive offense which is guaranteed not to halt and continues accumulating points until the buzzer.

September 30 2019

04:00
3262 d97e 390
Fresh Pears
I want to sell apples but I'm still working on getting the machine to do the cutting and grafting.

October 16 2019

04:00
3618 76bb
Percent Milkfat
"So what's dark energy?" "Cosmologists and the FDA are both trying very hard to find out."

October 14 2019

04:00
2490 5391
Faculty:Student Ratio
They managed to briefly hit the top of the rankings when they rejected everyone except one applicant, published 5 billion research papers that just said "Hi," and hired one of their graduates for $50 trillion/year (then fired them after 10 microseconds.)

October 11 2019

04:00
4009 ba54 390
Chemistry Nobel
Most chemists thought the lanthanides and actinides could be inserted in the sixth and seventh rows, but no, they're just floating down at the bottom with lots more undiscovered elements all around them.

October 09 2019

04:00
8871 bfef
How Old
We've met! I remember you when you were thiiiis tall! [*holds a hand an inch above their head*]

October 07 2019

04:00
3259 2514 390
Cell Phone Functions
... tazer ... fire extinguisher ... bird feeder ... toilet paper ...

October 04 2019

04:00
3260 00a6
Hours Before Departure
They could afford to cut it close because they all had Global Entry.

October 02 2019

04:00
3261 dab0 390
College Athletes
Their signature play is the three-point combinator, a recursive offense which is guaranteed not to halt and continues accumulating points until the buzzer.

October 14 2019

04:00
2490 5391
Faculty:Student Ratio
They managed to briefly hit the top of the rankings when they rejected everyone except one applicant, published 5 billion research papers that just said "Hi," and hired one of their graduates for $50 trillion/year (then fired them after 10 microseconds.)

October 11 2019

04:00
4009 ba54 390
Chemistry Nobel
Most chemists thought the lanthanides and actinides could be inserted in the sixth and seventh rows, but no, they're just floating down at the bottom with lots more undiscovered elements all around them.

October 09 2019

04:00
8871 bfef
How Old
We've met! I remember you when you were thiiiis tall! [*holds a hand an inch above their head*]

October 07 2019

04:00
3259 2514 390
Cell Phone Functions
... tazer ... fire extinguisher ... bird feeder ... toilet paper ...

October 04 2019

04:00
3260 00a6
Hours Before Departure
They could afford to cut it close because they all had Global Entry.
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